Two Priests are Having Lunch...

Two priests are having lunch. One priest says to the other priest, "I have sinned. I have used profanity."

Startled, the other priest tells him it might be ok in reference to the text it was used.

He tells him that he was playing golf. The following conversation ensued...

Priest 1: Well, I drove the ball 350 yards right onto the green and right next to the cup.

Preist 2: You used profanity for that?

Priest 1: No. Just as I was walking up to putt, a bird swooped down and picked up my ball, carried it off, and dropped it in the pond.

Priest 2: So then you used profanity?

Priest 1: No. Then a huge snapping turtle came out of the pond with my ball and dropped it almost in the same spot it had landed in the first place.

Priest 2: Well, you must have said whatever you said then?

Priest 1: No. Then this twister came, I ran, and when I came back my ball was gone again.

Priest 2: You got to be kidding? I would have sworn then. Did you?

Priest 1: No. Then that same bird came back and he had my ball in its mouth and dropped it back on the green, 6 inches from the hole. So i ran up to the ball so I could knock it in...

Priest 2: Don't tell me you missed the fucking putt...

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