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The Saturday Round

Two of my young buddies, Mark and Ron called and said they wanted to play golf on Sunday morning. All three of us knew it would take some special maneuvering to convince our ladies to let us do it but we all agreed to try.

On Sunday morning everyone arrived at the course at 7:00AM.

Mark said, "I had to take my lady out to dinner to get here guys."

Ron said, "That's nothing. I had to endure dinner and the opera to get out here today and the opera lasted four hours!!!"

I said, "Youth is wasted on the young. I didn't have to do anything to get here."

Mark and Ron were amazed.

Mark said, "Tell us your secret."

I said, "It was easy, when I got up this morning, at 6:00AM, I looked my wife straight in the eye and asked, "Golf course or intercourse?"

She threw me a sweater and said, "Take this, it might get chilly out there!"

- Contributed by Hal Kupchak

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