Desktop Backgrounds

Myrtle Beach Golf Photos
Make every day a Myrtle Beach Golf day with a free background photo for your computer. Choose from some of Myrtle Beach’s best golf courses.

Newsletter Signup

FREE GOLF VACATION

Enter your email address to sign up to receive special offers for your next Myrtle Beach golf outing.

You will also be entered in a random drawing for a FREE GOLF VACATION at Village at the Glens - 3 nights accommodations & 3 rounds of golf at Glen Dornoch, Heather Glen, and Shaftesbury Glen.


Myrtle Beach Golf Videos

Myrtle Beach Golf Videos
Myrtle Beach Golf Video Showcase - Get a FREE DVD video presentation of Myrtle Beach golf courses and a FREE Myrtle Beach Golf Holiday Planner. Packed with info on golf courses, accommodations, restaurants, and more. We even pay the postage!
Click Here to order now.

The Saturday Round

Two of my young buddies, Mark and Ron called and said they wanted to play golf on Sunday morning. All three of us knew it would take some special maneuvering to convince our ladies to let us do it but we all agreed to try.

On Sunday morning everyone arrived at the course at 7:00AM.

Mark said, "I had to take my lady out to dinner to get here guys."

Ron said, "That's nothing. I had to endure dinner and the opera to get out here today and the opera lasted four hours!!!"

I said, "Youth is wasted on the young. I didn't have to do anything to get here."

Mark and Ron were amazed.

Mark said, "Tell us your secret."

I said, "It was easy, when I got up this morning, at 6:00AM, I looked my wife straight in the eye and asked, "Golf course or intercourse?"

She threw me a sweater and said, "Take this, it might get chilly out there!"

- Contributed by Hal Kupchak

Comments

Add A Comment

Please enter the word from the image into the box below so we know you're human.
View All

Recent Stories

How Real Is That Golf Course Photo?

Have you ever looked at a photo of a beautiful golf course and wondered, “Is the course REALLY that perfect?” … Read More...

Golf Holiday's Choices for Top 5 Restaurants in Myrtle Beach

Myrtle Beach Golf Holiday, the marketing cooperative of the Grand Strand's golf courses has compiled a panel and narrowed the … Read More...

Arcadian Shores Golf Club - A Classic is Reborn

"Return with us now to the thrilling days of yesteryear..." Though the original words were meant to describe a return … Read More...
More from Paul Himmelsbach

Paul's Blog

Golf Jokes Help Keep the Game Fun

Whether you are treating a potential business client to a round of golf or playing a sociable game among friends, golf jokes can help lighten the mood and make you a great addition to any foursome. While most jokes must be done in good taste and with the right timing, golf can be such a frustrating and unpredictable game that it would benefit all golfers to be able to keep things jovial on the golf course. Read More...
View All

Hot Deals

Sea Trail Holiday Special!

Special rates for any of our 3 courses! You must bring 3 cans of food for the Brunswick County Family Assistance.
Sea Trail Special

Fourth Round Free at Barefoot Resort and Golf!

Stay and Play Barefoot Resort Norman, Love, Fazio and Dye Courses and get the 4th round free!
Barefoot Packages

2 Play Special

2 Play special same-day rate at $109 peak days and $99 off peak days, $138 over two different days! Call to book today!
The Pearl

Free Round of Golf!

Get a FREE Round on your golf package at The Caravelle Resort. Packages from only $75 per night including golf cart!
Learn How to get a Free Round!

Sands offers Glens Group Packages from $263 !

Sands Resorts offers The Glens Group package including 3 nights’ accomm., 3 rounds with cart, airport shuttle, nightly Hors D’ oeuvres, deluxe breakfast buffet, Happy Hour and many onsite recreational amenities!
Fall/Winter Packages at Sands

Play MORE Golf at a Great Rate

Play MORE golf at a great rate with our Extreme Package. Rates from only $79 per night including cart!
Extreme Golf Package

Trusted Partners