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Stranded on a Deserted Island
A fellow has been stranded on a deserted island for 10 years, and this one fine day while relaxing on the beach, he looks out onto the water and notices something different, but can't quite make it out, he keeps looking and wonders to himself ...
Is that a ship .....
maybe a boat .....
no I think it's a raft......
Then out of the water comes this beautiful blonde in a scuba diving suit and walks right up to him and says " When was the last time you had camel cigarette.... and he say's.... "10 long years ago".....
And she unzips her wet suit and reaches in and pulls out a waterproof container and gives him a smoke.
Then she looks at him and say's " When was the last time you had a drink of scotch.... He say's "10 long years ago "...
She unzips her wet suit a little further and reaches in and pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
Well now he's sitting there all smiles puffing on his smoke and drinking scotch and she slides right over and uzips her wet suit down to her navel and say's "When was the last time you played around...
And he say's " Your kidding me, you got a set of clubs in there too !"
- Contributed by W. C. Bistritan
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