Great Golfisms

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

Here are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. - Lee Trevino

A little girl was at her first golf lesson when she asked an interesting question: 'Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?' she asked the instructor. 'P-u-t-t is correct,' he replied. 'Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.'

Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. - Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. - Bruce Lansky

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. - Buddy Hackett

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you? Ben Hogan

I found out that all the important lessons of life are contained in the three rules for achieving a perfect golf swing:

1. Keep your head down.
2. Follow through.
3. Be born with money.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. - Lee Trevino

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