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Great Golfisms
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
Here are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. - Lee Trevino
A little girl was at her first golf lesson when she asked an interesting question: 'Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?' she asked the instructor. 'P-u-t-t is correct,' he replied. 'Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.'
Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. - Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. - Bruce Lansky
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. - Buddy Hackett
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you? Ben Hogan
I found out that all the important lessons of life are contained in the three rules for achieving a perfect golf swing:
- Keep your head down.
- Follow through.
- Be born with money.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. - Lee Trevino
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Mon, August 31, 2009, 05:31
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