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Ed and Judy
Ed and Judy met while on vacation, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her.
On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."
Judy responded, "If we're being honest with each other... Well, here goes......I'm a hooker."
"I see," Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment.
Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.
CONTRIBUTED BY BART DEFORREST
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